Christmas quilt #1.
Christmas quilt #2.
Christmas quilt #3.
Now here's our little Doggie Story.
There once was a cutie named Sadie.
Who knew car rides should be viewed with suspicion.
Because sometimes the car brought her here. (note from mom - the best vet clinic, ever!)
Then mom & dad would go out to party.
They'd bring me home drunk on anaesthetic. Whoo. No, I can't do those stairs!
Piss on it. I'll just stay here where it's warm.
Crap. See what happens if they catch me licking my elbow? How embarrassing.
It's a week later, now. Except for the antibiotic pills twice a day (which I will not swallow, har, har, har) things are looking good. Dad is such a softie he refused to leave me home alone with the cone of shame on my head, so they PAID FOR A BABYSITTER on Saturday night. ha, ha.
So true - both the video and the Doggie Tale. I could see me hiring a babysitter too! Poor puppy.
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